i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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