She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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