So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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