How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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