I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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