my room smells like sperm. sweet.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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