Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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