My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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