GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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