she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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