Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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