People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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