i don't like sucking hair
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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