She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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