i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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