You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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