so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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