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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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