The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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