It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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