last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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