The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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