I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
