yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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