i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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