AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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