Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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