this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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