Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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