I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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