On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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