We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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