And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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