Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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