yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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