I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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It's blow job season.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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