Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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