He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You don't make any sense