You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can't turn off my feet"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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