i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize