bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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