If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Randomize
