so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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