k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Couch. On fire.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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