I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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