Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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