I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Your dad touched me again.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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