I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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