Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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