And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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