My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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