So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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