Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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