i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I love you. Go after that dick
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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