Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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